I do like a vodka lemonade on a hot summers day (or any day in fact) but I’ve never wanted to smell like it. True, there have been occasions where ’spillage’ occurs, but that’s never intentional. So the fact that this fragrance is the second one on the market that purports to smell like a drink is a little baffling. It has notes of lemon, pineapple and ginger mixed with cedar, and invites you to share the world of the smiling man of the box. Wear this and you’ll get hot girls? Hmm. I’m not even sure where you can purchase it, but you can read more about it here.

In summer you tend to want to wear lighter fragrances as your usual musk feels a bit to cloying. Why not give Hed Kandi’s new body spray a twirl? It’s packed full of lovely sounding ingredients from rose, vanilla, jasmine apple and cedar wood, and will take you back to your childhood days of Impulse. It comes in a cute purple bottle, which is easy to pop into your bag, and only costs £2.49. Pass the chardonnay dah-ling.

First off, I think you’ll agree this is a terrible, terrible name. I mean surely the marketing people had to figure out that Pussy is not a good name for a scent? And this one, with notes of black locust, strawberry and musk is surely bound to appeal to the youth market? Do you want your Bratz obsessed sister wearing Pussy?

Methinks not. There’s even a night time version, called Pussy Deluxe Velvet Kitten. The packaging is quite cute, but I’m still in shock about the name. They’re from perfumers
Maurer & Wirtz.

I’m one of the people who think Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker is, well, quite lovely. One of the most successful celebrity scents, it’s a very feminine blend of white amber, blossom, fresh mandarin, patchouli and rosewood. Inside this gift set from Beauty Counter Direct, you’ll find a 100ml bottle of the Eau De Parfum, along with a 75ml bottle of matching body lotion. Which is ideal for layering and in keeping with the scent, has a super light texture and is exceptionally quickly absorbed.

A 50ml bottle of Lovely would normally set you back around £26, but with this fantastic deal you can get a 100ml bottle of the fragrance and the body lotion for a tiny £23.99!

To buy, click here and enter the code SJKM2 at checkout.